just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job
can you explain how that happens?
people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT

disney said this guy was fired because he’d gotten too old to play peter pan but it was likely the real reason was that he was becoming too famous out of character
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Cosmo sex tip #456
When you are about to climax, whisper “Hodor,” into your partner’s ear soothingly.
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TODAY I GOT AN ADIPOSE STRESS TOY AND IT IS THE BEST PURCHASE BECAUSE IT’S CUTE AND SQUISHY
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Anonymous asked: LETS LEAVE HOME AND SHARE A FLAT IN LONDON MY DEAR FRIEND!
OKAY LET’S DO IT
there’s been some confusion, for you see my crewmate is
I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS ALL MY LIFE OH MY GOD
this is the greatest thing.
Ahahahaha. Oh god, yes.
legit snortcackled in the airport to myself
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A steampunk R2-D2, out in the parking lot of the Radisson Hotel on Sunday (May 19th, 2013). It rolled around the parking lot, complete with whirls, clicks, and other noises.
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