The Flighty Zeus
| british tv | keaton | fielding | star trek |


Omg I can’t stop giggling he is so derpy!

"I’m gonna stare the ball down with my LASER EYES"
“How do I even tennis?”
“OH SHIT I killed 3 people”

i rewatched captain america and sebastian stan is so beautiful it fills me with rage




a dystopian novel about some guy who works in the government and is just trying to get by while some shitty kids try and overthrow society




{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.


#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 


FACT OF THE DAY:  it’s apparently not okay to raise 16,200 seagulls from birth, train them every day in the art of aerial warfare, and then unleash them upon a medium sized township


"From God’s Perspective."- Bo Burnham, what. 

meet the blogger
  • do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed? open
  • do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? i’ve never actually stayed in a hotel so idk
  • where is your next vacation? no where
  • who do you think reads these? ?? orcs?
  • do you have a calendar in your room? nah
  • what’s your plan for the day? watch he man
  • are you reading any books right now? beautiful darkness
  • do you ever count your steps when you walk? sometimes
  • do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? i hope not
  • do you chew your pens and pencils? nope
  • what is your “song of the week”? danny kaye’s cover of the moon and i
  • is it okay for guys to wear pink? heck yeah
  • do you still watch cartoons? yes i do
  • what do you drink with dinner? laughter of small children and the blood and tears of my enemies…that or just whatever drinks around the house
  • what do you dip chicken nuggets in? whatever sound good at the time
  • what is your favorite food/cuisine? pad thai
  • when was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? i have no idea
  • what is your usual bedtime? sometime after midnight
  • are you lazy? yes mmmhmmm oh yes yep very yeah
  • afraid of heights? a little bit yes
  • occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? broadway star
  • hot tea or cold tea? hot
  • tea or coffee? tea
  • favorite kind of cookie? peanut butter raisin
  • can you swim well? nope
  • can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose? nope
  • who do you want to see right now? no one